keith - in earlier times

Keith
Declares
His
Love
For
Sally . . .








. . . his secret love is no secret anymore . . .

Long Distance Super-Influence Ray

sally will come home

Sally Will Come Home . . .

Email from the Stones Fan club - Sheffield date not changed
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Dear Stones Fan,

With the news that Keith Richards has made a complete recovery from his accident and is ready to return to the concert stage, The Rolling Stones have unveiled today their re-vamped European Tour Schedule.

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood & Charlie Watts will now kick off their 'A Bigger Bang' European Tour at the world famous San Siro Stadium in Milan, Italy on Tuesday 11 July 2006.

There will be 21 stadium dates in 11 countries across Europe and these shows will be all the Stones will be doing in the summer of 2006. Concert promoters CPI/TNA have made every effort to accommodate fans in as many countries and cities as possible

Katie goes to French Open . . .

and rushes onto court.

Becks is the beer of choice . . .


for Elsie on a lunch-time session.

Poppy comforted after traumatic day . . .

what with gales and beasts Poppy thinks that it's time she had some peace and quiet, lots of fuss and some smelly cheese rind if possible.

The Beast in the Attic . . .

Fiona shows where the beast emerged . . . Following strange and terrifying noises from the loft, Duncan investigated to find a wild beast in the attic - wild ? - it was absolutely livid!

A starling was caught up there with the water tanks and boxes. It subsequently descended and was captured in a towel by Fiona prior to release.

Fiona was heard to say, "Don't panic - make room - this is a job for SuperBirdCaptureWoman!"

Furious Storm Hits Knowsley . . .

here are the remains of the greenhouse window torn away by the 12mph gales that lazed across the west riding. Wood rot and rust can not have been a factor in so great a storm. Duncan thinks that this can be re-built with the right technology.

Elsie likes to play air-saxaphone . . .

along to KennyG

The passengers get scared . . .

as Elsie hits 95 mph on the M34